Absolutly Amazing

The Cooper Cooler ($80)

This device is perfect for the drunkard who has everything and doesn't want to share. The Cooper calls itself a “Rapid Beverage Chilling Appliance” and what that means is it will transform that warm beer that's been rolling around in the trunk of your car and make it ice cold in a cool minute.

The trick is that you load it with ice and water and the device spins your beverage rapidly while pumping ice water over its skin. The Cooper will do beer, fifths, wine and if you give it some time, will even make Jager ice cold. While it touts itself as a social product, I prefer to think of it as a way to keep people out of your stash: imagine never having to keep your beer in the fridge where your roommates can easily prey upon it. Imagine being able to hide your booze wherever you like, imagine a world where your beer is where you left it and rendered ice-cold in a minute.
But not explosive: though it does spin your beer quite fast there is no volcano of foam, all because of something called Henry's Law. At most there is a civilized burp of suds, a friendly little hello. Be warned: if you're feeling generous and are treating your friends to your secret supply, the Cooper will burn through ice faster than your freezer can make it. If you're not feeling so generous and looking for a discreet way to enjoy a cold beer in your office or dorm room, the Cooper is definitely for you.
Get yours at: www.coopercooler.com