What A Mockery

I have just been officially titled as a Heretic - "A person who holds controversial opinions, especially one who publicly dissents from the officially accepted dogma of the Roman Catholic Church."

Now even though my so called controversial belief's or lack their of, I can still perform Wedding Ceremonies and even Burial Ceremonies. I also now qualify for Tax Cuts and preferred treatment anywhere I go. It's nice to finally have a title that means something.