True Meaning of Thanksgiving...

On Thanksgiving I finally came to realize what the true meaning of Thanksgiving really is. Bloodshed, chopping off the heads of countless Turkeys and watching them flop around on the ground until all the life in their bodies are gone. Watching them, drawing joy from their death and knowing that you will be dining on the flesh of some other lesser being. How wonderful it is to be so superior, what a great thing it is.