-PAAS- America's Favorite Easter Tradition

I was scrounging through my cabinets when I came across an old package of Easter Egg Dye Kit. Being that I've never read the instructions on this or remember the last time I actually involved myself in a religiously based holiday tradition, I figured it would due just fine.

TIE DYE DIRESTIONS:

1. Start with clean, cool, hard boiled eggs.
- I guess they assume you know how to properly boil an egg.

2. Place 1 tablet into a PAAS Color Cup or a 1 cup container.
a. Add 1 tablespoon of vinegar to container.
b. Once the tablet has dissolved, gently stir mixture.
- Step 2 seemed a bit lengthy, although easy to follow, you really should write your instructions for the dumbest person you could imagine. In todays world, thats plenty of people.

3. Proceed with Tie Dye method.

TIE DYE METHOD:

1. Using the plastic dropper, squeeze the end and place into the dye cdolor of your choice.
- Simple

2. Fill the plastic dropper up with dye.
- I hope they don't need to hold your hand on this one. Squeeze the plunger and fill the tube properly.

3. Take an egg, and slowly release the dye onto the egg using circular or back and forth motions.
- Lack of artistic ability here could be where you fail.

4. Using a piece of fabric, gently blot the dye on the egg so the dye does not run.
- If they had listed this earlier, you wouldn't be in a panic rushing around looking for a piece of fabric you are willing to part with as the dye runs.

5. Squeeze the remaining dye back into the corresponding container so that there is no dye left in the plastic dropper.
- Easy

6. Proceed using steps 1 - 5 with a different color dye to create a Tie Dye effect!

The instructions for this product are about as easy as they come. If you fail at any single one of these steps, you should really evaluate yourself as a person. I'd be shocked if you didn't burn your entire home down attempting to boil eggs.

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